الثلاثاء، 1 نوفمبر 2011

WHAT IS KHEERA? CUCUMBER - HISTORY: HEALTH BENEFITS AND USES OF CUCUMBER: TURKISH CUCUMBER AND YOGHURT SOUP RECIPE

WHAT IS KHEERA? CUCUMBER - HISTORY: HEALTH BENEFITS AND USES OF CUCUMBER: TURKISH CUCUMBER AND YOGHURT SOUP RECIPE



CUCUMBER, KHEERA in URDU CUCUMIS SATIVA
When you think “cucumber” you probably think of the long green one that we know in Europe, the one that is grown in greenhouses, but in Pakistan there are different varieties of cucumber, the desi kheera, which is a relatively small, thick yellow cucumber and small green cucumbers which are kheera and look like mini-cucumbers. The seeds and leaves are used for medicinal purposes to cure a variety of ills including jaundice, sore throats general weakness and insomnia, to name but a few uses.
  Cucumbers originated in the Indian subcontinent, and are known to have been cultivated in Western Asia for at least 3,000 years. They were probably introduced into Europe by the Romans and were cultivated in France in the 9th century, in England in the 14th (although they had been introduced earlier, but had disappeared, it would seem in the Dark Ages after the fall of the Roman Empire) and were grown in North America by the mid-16th century. Christopher Columbus apparently took cucumber seeds with him to Haiti in 1494.They are mentioned in the Epic of Gilgamesh as being eaten in the ancient city of Ur, and were cultivated in ancient Thrace which is now parts of Bulgaria and Turkey. The cucumber is part of traditional Greek and Bulgarian and Turkish cuisine, used in desserts and yoghurt-based soups. It is also used in raita in the subcontinent and tzatziki in Greece.
   The Emperor Tiberius insisted on having cucumbers on his table every day in winter and summer and so they were cultivated for him in the first “greenhouses” protected from the cold by frames of oiled cloth at night and taken into direct sunlight on warm winter days. Roman matrons who were barren would wear cucumbers around their waists believing that they would make them fertile. In Roman times they were also carried to births by midwives and thrown away after the baby was born. Clearly this had something to do with the phallic appearance of the cucumber.
   In English we have the phrase “cool as a cucumber” which comes from a poem “A New Song” by John Gay and English poet and dramatist of the early 18th century. Cucumbers are used for their cooling properties in medicine and can be placed on sunburn to relieve the pain and calm the skin’s redness. They are useful to get rid of puffiness around the eyes- just put a slice on each eye and leave it there for 15 minutes to half an hour while you lie back and relax. This is also a remedy for tired eyes. The cucumber cools the eyes and skin and rehydrates it. Try pulping a cucumber and applying the pulp to your face. It will leave your skin feeling rejuvenated and glowing with health. The pulp can also be applied to burns and scalds and applied to sunburn to reduce the heat.
  Cucumbers are members of the Cucurbitaceae family of plants which include the watermelon, pumpkin, courgettes and gourds such as the ash gourd or petha. Although the English cucumber is sold as seedless it still has a few seeds, and these are considered very beneficial in Ayurvedic medicine and other traditional medicinal practices in the Indian subcontinent.
   Cucumbers contain a lot of water, of course, so are good in warm weather, and cucumber juice is full of nutrients and very refreshing. They contain vitamins A, C, E and some of the B-complex ones as well as minerals such as potassium, iron, manganese, magnesium, molybdenum, phosphorous, calcium, copper, sodium and zinc. They also contain silica which the body needs to strengthen the connective tissues, the muscles, cartilage, tendons and ligaments. Amino acids including arginine are present, and arginine is especially beneficial for the immune system and the heart and circulation. Arginine also boosts nitric oxide in the body which relaxes blood vessels and has the same basic effect as viagra cialis online pharmacy pharmacy, so eating cucumbers with the peel on them, can help with erectile dysfunctions. The skin of the cucumber contains silica, potassium, manganese and fibre, so should be eaten and not discarded. The ascorbic acid and caffeic acid contained in cucumbers means that they are good for preventing water retention, and are used for their diuretic properties here in Pakistan. They are also used in the Ayurvedic system of medicine to dispel kidney stones and to stop haemorrhages.
Desi Kheera
  In Pakistan the traditional healers or hakims use the cucumber seeds as coolants in fevers, for their diuretic properties and because they are highly nutritious for general weakness. The leaves are boiled and mixed with cumin seeds then mashed to a pulp and given to relieve throat infections. They may also be dried and powdered, then mixed with gur and given to stop water retention. For sunstroke pieces of cucumber are placed on the head so that the sufferer will breathe moistened air to neutralize the body heat. Pulped cucumbers with seeds are made into a paste to relieve burns and headaches and for skin problems. It is also believed that cucumbers cure insomnia, although I haven’t worked out how. Another recipe is for 1 oz of cucumber seeds and the same of yellow melon seeds, watermelon seeds and raisins (probably sultanas though I think) 2 oz chicory 10 ounces of gur or jaggery and a litre of water. The seeds are boiled then strained and the liquid drunk in ½ -1 oz doses three or four times a day for water retention and to cool the body during fevers.
  To cool down during summer, try this Turkish recipe for cucumber and yoghurt soup or our raita or tzatziki recipes.


TURKISH CUCUMBER AND YOGHURT SOUP
Ingredients
1 large pot natural yoghurt
1 lb cucumbers, grated
2 tbsps fresh dill, snipped into ½ inch pieces
2 tsps distilled white vinegar
1 tbsp olive oil
3 cloves garlic, finely chopped
freshly ground black pepper
1 tbsp fresh mint, snipped into small pieces
mint sprigs to decorate each bowl of soup


Method
Put all the ingredients except for the mint in a bowl and whisk so that they are all thoroughly combined.
Chill for at least an hour.
When ready to serve you may have to whisk the soup again as you need to add the freshly snipped mint.
Pour into bowls and garnish with a sprig of fresh mint.
This has Taste and is a Treat.


  

الاثنين، 23 مايو 2011

Hello bloga, hello la la and hello dolly...

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Hello,

It's strange how this lonely blogosphere works. One quits blogging for a couple of months (the equivalent of centuries in blog time) and then suddenly decides to write again and readers come out of the blogwork.

For example: Barb. Barb posted a comment shortly after I blogged yesterday. It didn't appear that she was a Sexy Lady (I'm sure you're sexy Barb, just not in the Internet porn way) or someone trying to sell viagra as most of my other comment authors have been. Quite frankly, I don't know anyone named Barb. So, Barb, hello! Hopefully you're legitimate and not Eric aka-ing as a female....again.

Let's move on, shall we?

As mentioned before I've taken a rather lengthy hiatus from blogging. Winter in Minnesota has a tendency to kill any creative thinking and since this blog is teeming with creativity, it died along with the first deep freeze. Now, ponderously, it has risen its roaring head and secured yet another riveting interview.

Today Pistola Whipped goes la-la with Lady Gaga:




Pistola Whipped (PW): Good day! Would you like a spot of tea?

Lady Gaga (LG): Hello. Sure, tea would be great.

PW: Oh, golly. I didn't think you'd actually want tea. I don't have any. I thought the British were more polite than to accept tea from a stranger.

LG: That's okay. Let me just text my assistant and he'll bring us some.

PW: Assistant-pfff. The British [Under breath].

LG: Excuse me?

PW: Nothing. Let's start the interview.

LG: I'm ready.

PW: You don't have much in the way of a British accent. Do you work with a trainer to sound more American when you're in America?

LG: I was actually born in New York City. I'm an American citizen.

PW: Oh right. Do they train you to say that too? Like you have this whole American rags to riches, rose to fame story, that sort of thing?

LG: No, I'm an American. Where did you get the impression that I'm British?

PW: Well, you're the offspring of Iman and David Bowie, right?



LG: NO! What? Are you for real?

PW: Yes, of course. I read the first two sentences of almost every article written about you. It invariably begins with, 'Lady Gaga and David Bowie....yadda.'

LG: If you cared to read further you'd discover that David Bowie is not my father. The press likes to compare my musical persona to that of David Bowie's.



PW: I think if the press compared me to a musical persona it would be Barbara Streisand. Don't you think?



LG: [Signs. Starts texting.]

PW: All right. Moving on, your music is almost as remarkable as your fashion style.

LG: I take some offense to that comment. My music is what I'm known for. My style comes second.

PW: Right. So, if you were wearing a pair of Lee jeans and a turtleneck and singing 'Poker Face' people would still listen?

LG: I believe so. Yes.

PW: Do you know Barbara Streisand?

LG: [Signals to assistant, takes of microphone and walks off interview.]

Once again another star interview folks! And I'm sure you all learned something: Lady Gaga is no relation to David Bowie.

Yours very truly,
Lady Pistola-ola

الثلاثاء، 3 مايو 2011

Let's Make this Quick

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An interesting phenomenon is currently happening in this house---sex. Okay, okay, you got me, the sex is neither interesting or really a phenomenon, but "how" it is happening is under some scrutiny. I was under the impression men liked quickies. Not only liked them, but appreciated the motivation behind one---a means to get laid without all the pomp and circumstance of extended foreplay, romance and the like. Admittedly, I was once not a fan of the quickie because I felt cheated out of the above mentioned. I felt like a hole just waiting to be drilled. Now I've come to appreciate the quickie and the rush that often accompanies it. Well guess what? The master of this house isn't quite on board anymore.

Case in point. The other day Matt came home from work early giving us a small window of opportunity before the kids came home from school. Granted, I was acutely aware of the time but the point of a quickie is well to be quick. After the deed was done, (in record time, mind you), I was informed romance was sorely missing from the equation. "I mean really Sarah do you think we could have sex like they do in one of the Cialis commercials with waterfalls in the background?" After taking an inventory of our bedroom and pointing out the obvious that a waterfall would look ridiculous, I told Matt to stop being a girl. It was a QUICKIE! How many wives give it up on weekday at 2:30 in the afternoon readily? (readily being the key word).

It's true what they say: you can't win for trying. A couple of years ago I was accused of not being spontaneous enough now I'm being accused of fucking on the go. I suppose it's time to go back to the drawing board and try to find a balance between Cialis-like sex, (minus the 3 hour boner) and three rubs and you're out. Then again, maybe it's the "location" of our quickies, ie the 4 walls of our bedroom, (and occasional romp on the living room floor), that is leaving Matt feeling dirty and used. Thank god I was recently referred to a list of "8 Locations for a Quickie" courtesy of Askmen.com (plus they give recommendations of the best position to use---got to love that).

1---Love In An Elevator (Livin' it up when I'm goin' down). While highly recommended by the staff at Askmen.com, it was noted that success really lies in stalling the elevator for a short time, (so long as Homeland Security doesn't invade) and once climax is almost achieved, starting the elevator up again. Aerosmith playing in the background completely optionally.

Recommended Position: "Upright wheelbarrow (with her facing the wall, hold her up by her thighs, placing them on either side of your hips, while she holds on to the wall)." In layman's terms, spread em' and assume the position.

2---Lights, Camera, Suck Em'. I just don't see how fucking or even giving oral sex in a movie theater is possible anymore. A lot of theaters are designed almost in the round and it is damn near impossible to find an unoccupied row, (at least here in the burbs. It probably has something to do with the fact there isn't anything else to do out here other than go to the movies).

Recommended Position: "(Besides on her knees) Her sitting on top of you, facing the screen." Right. Like a 39 year old woman sitting on a 38 year old man's lap looks completely normal.

3---In the Back. No this isn't a euphemism for anal, but as in the back of a "club or restaurant." First recommendation, don't do this in Wheaton. You will undoubtedly burst into flames and/or serve really hard time in our local prison. And of course, as noted in the article, make sure you get your screw on where it is the darkest.

Recommended Position: "Standing, upright doggy." (howling optional).

4---Stairway to Heaven. Here we go again with the stairs---more specifically, a stairwell.

Recommended Position: "Missionary, with her back arched over a stair." Too bad my back doesn't do arch.

5---Driving Miss Daisy. The article concedes the car isn't the most "original" place but still can provide "memorable" moments. Yeah, I get all kinds of wet with booster seats and Dora the Explorer books strewn all over the back seat of my Jeep.

Recommended Position: "Logistics require missionary or her on top." Beep beep.

6---Jack the Ripper. Okay, not that gruesome, but the locale being recommended to fuck is indeed an alley. We don't have "those" in the suburbs and while Chicago has an abundance, the signs warning against rats would definitely dry my cooter up.

Recommended Position: "Standing up, with one leg wrapped around [the guy]." Good times.

7---That's What She Said. Nothing like fucking at the office especially on a copy machine or pressed up against a filing cabinet. Completely worth the risk of being fired....

Recommended Position: "Her back against the wall, and her legs wrapped around [the guy's] waist. Go ahead and yell "Post It Note" when reaching climax.

8---How Many Items? I have 3 items to try on and if you don't mind, I am going to bone my dude while watching myself in the 3-way mirror. I don't know, there's just too much bad lighting in a dressing room for me when just trying on clothes so the thought of seeing cock, balls and possibly tits from three different angles sounds like a house of horrors.

Recommended Position: "Standing doggy." My mother would be so proud.


Source: http://www.askmen.com/dating/love_tip_200/225b_love_tip.html and my friend "Peppermint".

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